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RHOC Recap: Reunited (And It Feels So Good)

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Hey y’all! Well, we are finally here – the final part of the 27 part reunion, and it is finally all about that Brooks. The episode opens up with Andy addressing Briana, asking her how she feels about being the reason behind the Brooks and Vicki break up. Briana is all fucking right, if I am considered the issue and the whole hitting on your girlfriend’s pregnant daughter is a non-issue, than blame away.

Andy doesn’t waste any time getting into the case of the curious cancer, and we get to re-live the lies from this season, complete with the ladies scoffs and rolled eyes as they re-watch all of the fun clips. We are reminded that the bullshit cough has not yet gone out of style, Tamra’s grasp of the English language is shockingly low, and Meghan will call yo wife and call yo doctor and call yo dry cleaner to get to the bottom of yo lies.

Shannon interviews that the only way you can believe Brooks’ bullshit is if you are missing half of your brain, to which Bravo transitions nicely into a close up of Vicki sitting on the reunion couch looking like a zombie. Andy starts us off wayyyy back in the day of the fiesta party, wondering why Tamra was a doubter already. Tamra shares that everyone was already questioning Brooks’ sincerity, and Heather jumps in to agree that Brooks’ credibility was always as questionable as Brooks’ fashion choices.

RHOC Episode 22 - aBraiiiiinsssss

Heather brings up the whole Brooks sleeping with a hooker business from ages ago, and I am not sure if it is because this story is relevant, or the ladies want an opportunity to show a clip from long enough back that their faces have not yet completely melted. In the clip, Laurie can not hide her pure glee with being able to share such a story about Vicki, especially on camera. Thank you Tamra for getting married and giving Laurie that chance. That’s what the wedding was for right?

RHOC Episode 22 - bThank you young prostitot for giving me a reason to get back on reality TV.

Vicki clarifies the 14 year old girl was just hooking on the side, her main gig was as a hand model, so it really was no biggie. The ladies are over Vicki’s defences of Brooks, and Tamra is over the attention not being on her, so she brings it back to the question asked 20 minutes ago, and brings up the trip to Hawaii she and Vicki took long ago to watch Heather’s taping. Andy lets us know he remembers that trip, as if he hasn’t catalogued each season in his Andy’s Fantasies Come to Life Scrapbooks Volume 1 through 5234.

Tamra brings up said story to share with the world that she and Vicki used to have oodles of fun together (if you don’t believe it, just watch the clip of them drunkenly being idiots) and that back then they had more off camera time, during which Vicki wasn’t a lying troll. Apparently Vicki was worried at that time about Brooks having cancer, and Tamra felt like Brooks was being super shady about it up until he finally admitted there was nothing wrong. Even more evidence that Brooks only has cancer when it is convenient for him.

RHOC Episode 22 - cLife was a lot more fun before Brooks had cancer.

When asked if Vicki believed way back then that Brooks had cancer, Vicki sticks with her latest storyline, going with the ever useful there wasn’t enough proof he didn’t have it even though there wasn’t enough proof that he did have it, so I went with Brooks has cancer. Oh and also Vicki has just been so busy with her business (#kotoinsurance) and taking care of an entire mansion, that she just ain’t got the time for investigatin that shit.

RHOC Episode 22 - eSo does Brooks have cancer?

RHOC Episode 22 - DI wouldn’t say he doesn’t have cancer but I wouldn’t say he does have cancer.

Again Tamra brings up how strongly she and Vicki clicked her very first year on the show, for whatever unnecessary reason, and talks about how even back then Vicki was talking about how she wanted to leave Don for this love of hers that was dying with pancreatic cancer, who turned out to be … Brooks! Who would have seen that coming.

Now it is time for Brooks to defend himself again, but with the safety of a pre-taped interview with Andy, so that those pesky ladies and their pesky logic can’t get in the way of Brooks’ cancer stories. Andy asks Brook about the status of his health, asking if he has cancer, to which Brooks replies thank you for asking. Seems like the typical response of someone suffering from cancer, thank you for asking. Brooks assures Andy that he is in treatment, his numbers are normalizing, and somehow miraculously his lesions are gone! Just gone, no biggie. The lesions that just a short while ago where life threatening, are now poof gone. Praise allah.


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